Pregnant Chicks

When Bekki was pregnant, she kept dreaming about chicken.

Once, she had this really vivid dream where this barbequed chicken was dancing for her.It was rubbing its barbequed belly while it said stuff like,

"You know you want to cover me with sauces. You know you want to eat me and dip me in honey, and other special sauces. You love chicken. Come and get some chicken."

Then she woke up.

After which, she fell back to sleep and she dreamt she was at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

The Colonel was there. He sat in the booth across from her. There were candles on the table, and she and Colonel Sanders were holding hands .

"Would you like some chicken?" The Colonel asked, as he held up a drum stick.

According to Bekki, she looked deeply into his eyes, and said,
"Colonel Sanders, I love you."

Don't pregnant chicks crack you up?