Bras

You know, I used to spend a lot of time trying to convince my future sister-in-law that she needed to wear a bra.

She just won't wear one, and I don't know why.

She doesn't care at all.

She used to wear a t-shirt that had a big hole in it, and a caption across the front that said, "Made you look", and sometimes her boob would pop out of the hole.

I said to her, "Dude, you if don't start wearing a bra, you're gonna be playing hacky sack with those giant breasts of yours because they will eventually reach your ankles.

I even took her bra shopping once, but she didn't 'like' any of the bras.

She finally let me buy her a shirt that had a built in bra, but when she got home, she took the underwires out of the shirt because they were 'uncomfortable.'

Look, I'm not talking about a girl with small breast here. I'm talking about a girl with GIGANTIC breasts.

If you are over a certain cups size, than you have to wear a bra. It's the law.

Now me, I wear a bra all the time. I even sleep in a bra. I slather on breast firming cream. . .
There's no way in hell I'm ever getting saggy boobs. I refuse to go down that road.

If my breasts ever even slightly start to sag, I'm getting them removed and then I'm having implants put in instead.

I can't understand why everyone doesn't feel the same way as I feel about this issue.

I don't want to act like a certain person who I know, and start to claim that I know everything about breasts, or how to prevent your breast from sagging--or even that saggy boobs are somehow 'bad'--I'm just saying, it can be prevented.

Why go all 'National Geographic' if you haven't got to?

Anyone who wears anything larger than an A cup should be wearing a bra.
And if you're bigger than a C, then you have to wear a bra and that is THAT.
My brother's girlfriend wears a DD. A DOUBLE D!!!!!! Now that she's breastfeeding, she wears a G. A G!!!!!!!!

She needs to wear a bra! She needs to strap her mammoth breasts down, or else I'm telling you, eventually, they won't be round.

They will be long, like socks.
Big round boobs go long like socks if you don't wear a bra.

I would never let that happen to me.
I keep my boobs strapped in. They're not flopping around.

I don't understand why everyone doesn't feel the same way as I do about this issue.

I know that I haven't got all the answers, and I know that I'm not always right.

But dammit all, I think I know what I'm talking about when it comes to the prevention of sagging breasts.

I'm no expert, but I still say, wear a bra all the time, don't jump around for no good reason, use the firming cream, don't gain or lose any weight, and then you will never get saggy boobs.

Remember: An ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure